Colorblock Alpaca Mittens
It’s a lot of pressure to be an Alison Hendrix. You have to look fashionable, have the practicality to stay cool in the summer and warm in the winter, and also have your fingers at the ready for emergency texting on the clone phone. These handmade Peruvian mittens have a flap that unbuttons to make your fingers accessible for those moments of urgency. Four colors available from Terrain.
Hearing Protector Ear Muffs
These soundproofing ear defenders are perfect for practicing at the gun range or blocking the sound of your hollering little ones. They’re also adjustable, so you can put them over your kids’ ears if you don’t want them to hear what you and your husband are burying beneath the shed. Made by Toennesen, sold on Amazon.
Lingswallow Knitted Crewneck Sweater
You could go for traditional argyle. That’s so Alison. But why not go with a little twist? Try these pink and gray diamonds instead! (buy)
You could also try these argyle sweaters:
- Caribbean Joe’s pink and gray cotton sweater (buy)
- Great and British lambswool V-neck (buy)
- Black and pink golf sweater vest (buy)
Vacuum Flask Double Wall Stainless Steel Water Bottle
Great for keeping teas and on-the-go soups hot, ice coffees cold, and sneaky liquor hidden. It comes in ten different vibrant colors. Non-toxic, BPA-free. Holds 17 oz. (buy)
If anyone needs to get on the bullet journal bandwagon, it’s Alison Hendrix. Sometimes when you’re on the run or hiding out, you don’t have time to go home and check your whiteboard calendar, so a bullet journal is perfect for on-the-go organization. Check out the the Action Journal brand at the Ghostly Store. There are many different kinds! You can keep one section for kids’ activities, one for social affairs, and one for clone adventures.
Orphan Black Season 4
And obviously, the Orphan Black season 4 DVD (also comes on Blu-Ray). Ten episodes. Five hundred minutes of Alison Hendrix, Sarah Manning, Cosima Niehaus, as well as a bunch of other clones and powerful supporting characters. Buy now from BBC America. This is region 1, so it will play on all US DVD players.